Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Rolling heads
Yuvi meanwhile joins Dravid, Ganguly and Laxman on the list of Indians who have been axed after being at the helm for the inaugural event.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Will IPL fizzle out?
Meanwhile, Modi hasn't been sitting silently and waiting for things to happen. Remember how they brought Captain Barbosa back to life to rescue Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie? On the same scale, Modi is now planning to bring Jagmohan Dalmiya back into the frame!!!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Another roadblock, India on top, but for how long and Vasthu in cricket
Finally, after a 8 year wait, India are atop the Test rankings - at a time when the world was lamenting that India was spoiling test cricket's reach with the IPL. But unfortunately, due to circumstances completely out of their hands, the Indians might find themselves going down the ladder if Australia and South Africa win their respective test series against West Indies and England. Cruel, but that's indicative of BCCI's greed. Would you believe that India will play only 2 test matches in the next 12 months - and that too against Bangladesh? The rest are ODIs and T20s. Baffling!!!!
Here is something interesting. The Rajiv Gandhi stadium in Hyderabad has seen the home teams lose all the matches they have played there so far. That has prompted the authorities to seek ways to ward off the ill luck.
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Being Rahul Dravid
Coz when the day breaks today, the media will suddenly have more important news than cricket to cover. The pundits will have something else to analyze. The fans will have another Tendulkar feat to wait and cheer for. All the while, the Wall would just defend with a straight bat and wait for the bowler to bowl the next ball with all concentration. Because when he walks back into the field today, none of these thoughts of mine would have even come to his mind. He'd just go in and sweat all over the pitch and add to that 177 while we sit and contemplate what Sachin would do in the second innings.
Friday, November 6, 2009
IPL 3 - new stuff
Staying with IPL, the PCB which was going hammer and tongs against the BCCI for being anti-Pakistan has already announced that its players will be allowed to play in IPL3 - proof of the depths to which money can flow. Or was it a fear of backlash from its players if they were refused permission to play?
This post cannot end without a mention of India's disintegration at Hyderabad yesterday. Indiscretion can be so cruel - most of the batsmen (yes and it includes Sachin Tendulkar despite the 175) found that out yesterday. The height of it all was Ravindra Jadeja's magnificent madness! Let's hope that before 2011 the selectors realize that players like Yusuf Pathan, Ravindra Jadeja, Rohit Sharma and Suresh Raina must learn or give way to others.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Truth is out
Staying on the same topic, NSW Blues (NSWB) and Cape Cobras (CC) seem the strongest teams in the fray now. They will probably be the teams that will be contesting the final on Oct 23. That would be a telling blow to ticket sales at the grounds - Unless DD, DC and RCB bring about a whirlwind turnaround.
By the way... I am still rooting for my team though - Go Chargers Go!!
Monday, September 28, 2009
History repeats for fourth time
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Of bungee jumps and contract refusals
* A freelance cricketer is someone who doesn't have a contract with his national team board and is available to play domestic cricket (especially T20 cricket) at his will for teams in any country.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
IPL 3.0 - dying already?
Now IPL 3.0 seems set to run into the same fate - something aggravated by other reasons also. A similar fate struck the Premier Hockey League a few years back. Looks like IPL could go that way. So much for a "cricket crazy" nation.
Monday, August 24, 2009
The new Pakistan
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
The magic of 194
As expected Rahul Dravid has driven his way back into the Indian team - a selection that has come in for some harsh criticism. But let's face it. The Champions Trophy is just a month away and India cannot afford another embarrassing exit from another tournament. So this is probably the only worthwhile solution for the issue. Give him a chance - after all, he has a better record in South Africa than the special one.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
What's the fuss?
There is a saying - if your name is tarnished once, there is no way it can be restored. Ask Manoj Prabhakar and he will say. Cricket South Africa did just that to Dale Steyn. Why did they jump the gun in announcing that the player failed a drug test only to retract it a day later? Poor Dale, even if he has been proved innocent now, there will always be a suspecting eye at him now!
Speaking of keeping a suspecting eye, the hasty decision of the IPL authorities to induct ICL escapees into IPL 3.0 (yeah there is a techno name for the next IPL) makes me suspect something fishy. After all, the BCCI had announced that there will be a 1 year period in which they willl still not be entertained! Now the fringe players in the current IPL teams will face the heat of this move!
Also evincing interest was the move by certain Kiwi players. They were daring enough to delay signing their official contracts because they wanted to put IPL before their country. Looks like the IPL's cash is quite some money for the Kiwis.
And by the way. Here is a funny parting shot. Read it and laugh out loud.
Friday, July 17, 2009
Freddy in Double Impact
The retirement though will have a double impact. Firstly, England will have one less player (or nobody) to inspire them positively during a crunch - that will be a cruel impact. Secondly, CSK (yeah that team in the IPL) will now have the undivided attention and services of Freddy. Agreed that Freddy hasn't quit ODIs. But judging by what he is going through now, I think England would already be thinking of a replacement for him. Now that's a superb impact for CSK.
Monday, July 13, 2009
20 min of Ashes
All said and done, Australia could take only 19 wickets and the match ended in a draw. At the end of the day, it does not matter whether they deserved to win or not. Only the final scoreline matters! - Yes sometimes sports is a good leveller, sometimes, its cruel!
I am happy that England managed the draw in the first test. So now there will not be any bragging about an Aussie whitewash ;)
But on a serious note, England needs to figure out how to take 10 Aus wickets first and then move onto get 20 of them!!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
Short ball.. short term solution
Dravid back in the list of ODI probables!
A few months back, the clamour was for young legs, quick speed etc.. In that clamour, they forgot that Dravid is one of the fittest in the team. Dravid provided a stability in the middle order, which was grossly missed later. I strongly,firmly believe that Dravid has atleast 2-3 years of ODI left in him. (Pls note I am not even counting his Test years left :))
Now, BCCI usually dont think of the 'seniors' in the team in very favourable terms. So I am looking at this announcement with every bit of skepticism as is humanly possible. Is Dravid BCCI's armguard against the 'latest' rediscovered weakness of the Indian youngsters? Now that the earlier self-assured image of Dhoni is flickering, will the new slightly-imperfect Dhoni accept the presence of Dravid in the team? Will he get to play in any match even if he is selected in the final 15?
Too many questions.. I will wait till the final team is selected and till the Champions Trophy is played for finding out the answers.
Monday, July 6, 2009
What a match!
In the first 4 sets, there are only 2 break of serves - both by Roddick taking the respective sets.. The other 2 sets are won by Federer by upping the ante during the tie-breaker. And that sets the stage for a classic fifth set. Federer serving ahead in the final set - I think that was an advantage as it was making him less tensed during the fifth set. It was almost like he was waiting for Roddick to falter and when the chance came, he pounced on that.. What a win - minus the tears this time!! Wonder how he held them back successfully this time ;) ;)
It was nice to see the greats like Rod Laver, Bjorn Borg, Pete Sampras posing with Federer, with everyone trying to get their hands on that golden trophy :)
Last word - on Mirca - Is she a superwoman - an 8-month-pregnant woman sitting thru this high tension match for 4 hrs 30 min !!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Rebel to Royal
As for the ICL - they must be appreciated for putting up a brave face. One just hopes that Kapil Dev doesn't get persuaded to quit ICL one day.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Invasion of cricket space by tennis
What quarterfinals the William sisters played yesterday - ruthless to the core! Waiting to see if Safina's nerves will hold good in the semis. But going by the current form, it surely looks to be a Williams versus Williams finals with the younger one the favourite this year!
The mens QF line-up looks very interesting that I am hardly missing Nadal ;) Anyways, this could be the toughest challenge that Federer has faced till now in this year's Championships. When the Karlovic service game can potentially get over in 4 aces, Fedex better take whatever chance that comes his way. Roddick-Hewitt looks to be an interesting fight, with the vintage Hewitt back in action. With 'Andymonium' at its heights, Ferroro will have a tough time. But Murray being exhausted after that marathon match, Ferroro will have a small window of chance. Djokovic - Haas - nothing much in it for me :)
Now off to the second W... :)
Monday, June 29, 2009
Changing face
Friday, June 26, 2009
Pakistani roller coaster
All of a sudden, the cricketing world is turning its head towards the subcontinent again. With the 2011 F50 WC scheduled to be held in India, SL and Ban and with India and Pak winning the only ICC events that have been held since the 2007 F50 WC they cannot continue to ignore the subcontinent on the pretext of safety. Must be a nice predicament for the ICC to be in. How they must be cursing the Aussies for being so dumb ever since they won in 2007!
3Ws - Windies, Wimbledon, Work...
Starting with the first ODI in the Windies... At the same time, need to tune into the already-patchy-but-still-green lawns of Wimbledon.
In between all this, there is Work to do. But what will be the priority for the 3Ws...
No prizes for guessing which is coming in last ;) ;)
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
SriLanka choked or Pakistan soared??
But didnt Pakistan play truly inspired cricket? It was good to see the team enjoying the success 'as a team', rather than busy fighting the internal team wars. Its going to back to almost a decade, when Shahid Afridi burst upon the international scene. Its back to the stage when Afridi clicks, Pakistan wins. And Welcome back Razzaq!! What a comeback!
I saw an interesting placard during the match. 'Be Afridi, very Afridi!' Very interesting! Please dont get me wrong. I am no Afridi fan!! :)
Regarding strategy and the likes, I liked the way they bounced out Dilshan. That demoralized / derailed Srilanka terribly. My heart went out to Sangakkara who was fighting a lone battle. But talking about lone battles, nothing can beat Gayle's lonely fight till the finish in the semi.
For someone who stopped watching matches after India's exit, the semis and finals were too much of a magnet to stay away ;)
Now that T20 is over.. Full attention to the lush green lawns of Wimbledon.
Hail Federer!! What a way to start reclaiming your personal trophy!! Did you know that Federer has a trophy room in his house!! I would love to see that room once :) :)
Anyways, wishing and hoping that one more gets added to that trophy room by the end of this fortnight. Fingers crossed :) :) Yes, I am an unabashed Federer fan ;)
Saturday, June 20, 2009
4M Vs 4A @ the LORDS
Wickets fell on at regular intervals cornering Gayle left, right and center not allowing him to play his shots. Result - Gayle joined the privilege club of watching all 10 wickets falling at the other end. Formers being McCullum, Smith and Gibbs.
They made Gayle appear like a 'Circus' lion, with pressure being the ring master for him. He managed to keep the match winning hopes ON for the spectatos. Not sure what really went in the minds of other batsmen and at many instances they scored a single at the last ball blocking Gayle a chance for a strike.
Finally it was Mathews who joined the party promoting the 3M bowling squad to 4. As predicted the Grand Finale should be a match for spinners and middle order playing a big role. Literally a contest between 4M's and 4A's(Akmal, Afridi, Ajmal & Abdul razzaq)
Going by law of averages will Dilshan's honeymoon with bat get over? Coming to the Middle order - Mahila Jayawardene / Misbah ul haq could become very critical.
Smart stumpings and run outs are also going to be a key. Both the teams have the calibre to make it from no where. It should be just the team that sticks to the cricketing basics.
A sensational mind game with lots of twists and turns just await @ LORDS
Friday, June 19, 2009
T20 Cup likely to arrive to Subcontinent
Chasing a target of 150 appeared comfortable for SA by the way they reacted and bowled in the last 5 over’s, containing PAK. But boom boom Afridi and Gul completely spoiled their party.
In spite of a straining head collision in the field, the way Gul came back was awesome.With the reverse swings and consistent Yorkers in place, SA couldn’t really do much with the bat. Having a mighty row of batting order they could do nothing except to rotate the strike and get the odd boundaries.
As a team PAK were quite upright with the spirit in their play rising to the occasion, much needed aspect for this format.
With Fidel Edwards likely to miss the match today for fitness, if pinch hitting doesn't come fluent from Gayle's, Bravo's or Sarwan's it should be a tight final between SL and PAK at the Lords. Apparently it is high on cards for the cup to come to the Subcontinent.
For Women’s T20 it was a dream run for NZ and the way Watkins played was quite amazing. 89 in 58 with 10 fours and 2 sixes...they scored 17 runs in the last over which is quite rare now even in the men’s T20...Neither channels showcase these matches nor there is a live streaming web link...this is very much biased and too bad
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Nothing much to write.. Only some scattered thoughts..
Consequentially, nothing to write about the non-Indian matches.
But one point about India's last match - I wonder what was Dhoni trying to prove by making Ravindra Jadeja come into bat AFTER Harbhajan!!! Come on, Dhoni!!! Jadeja is a batsman.. Maybe pressure got to him in the England match. One failure does not mean that you drop him waaaay down the batting order like this.. He is your team mate. No matter what the media writes about Jadeja, you protect him, you be there for him.. Thats why you are the captain. You assign a role and give him a free hand for a specific number of matches - the same that you have done for Sehwag and Yuvraj at the start of your career as captain. You enjoyed their success.
One big failure should not mean that Dhoni has forgotten his man-management skills.
Before this note turns out to be like an open letter to Dhoni, I will move on...
Disappointing that India finished the T20 worldcup with NO wins in the Super8!! The only team in the same boat is Ireland! Frank, as you said, what an absolute leveller!!!
Looking ahead.. Need to see what the team will do in Windies, now that WI have figured out that this Indian team does not like to dance to chin music.. But Nayar, Nehra getting a much delayed call into the team - Yes, thats good. Bhadrinath & Vijay - hmm.. I will reserve my comments for now.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
The fallout
The selectors have decided to rope in Abhishek Nayar and Asish Nehra in the squad - a move that was warranted for the T20 WC. I hope they will be in the team for the next T20 WC.
Where do we Stand?
It became so mundane and switching on the Televsion set made me watch yet another defeat.
T20 is not only about hard hitting and smart bowling, but is a mind game.It's not so easy to retain the cup in this format and for men in blue it turned out as a nightmare. It was almost the same situation and pitch conditions for Windies against England.When Sarwan and Chanderpaul could do it with such a passion and confidence, why not Men in blue?
If we call it as pressure, it has nothing to do yesterday since we are already out of the tourney and could have managed to beat SA at least for pride chasing 130, being defending champions.
Yelling on Dhoni's strategies,decisions and selection...bla bla bla..are not going to help.For any team performing on the D-day and raising to the occasion is necesscary.
Last match Yuvi came on no.4 and Jadeja was sent at last...did it serve the purpose..?Where could one account the shot played by Yusuf Pathan and earlier from Raina..?We got beaten up in our core strength area...Indian players are the best in taking up spin bowling...ek!
Most worrying factor is the intensity level and contribution of Indian players was very low and the play was not to international standards in key matches. But this was not the case, with IPL.
In all those close IPL matches until the last ball, the commitment and seriousness was very high,and so was the case with all Indian players that represented their club teams. But in the match against ENG when Dhoni/Ypathan was struggling for the 19 in last over,commentators were speaking about a disappointed Indian dugout and turning aside the camera witnessed Rohit sharma and Ojha having a much lighter moment with big laugh.
Why? Feel there should be real honor and pride between a match you play for the country and to a club.Where do we stand really?
Just merely living with IPL victories have proved costly and we lost the series.Hope the individual brillance will come together as a team effort in the forthcoming Caribbean series.
With the fall out of Adam's it's the turn of Eve's and the good news is we are in the semis.
All those IBN's and Headlines...stop thrashing your hard comments on the loss of Mens T20 and focus on the game of Womens T20. Chances are very high on the cards they can clench the cup to make us proud.
With crossed fingers and renewed vigor let us hope we get the cup in Womens T20.
Common ...Chak de India....!!!
Blame it on the IPL
How many from your team left an impact on the IPL? You made the best Indian bowler of the IPL - RPS - sit out of the opening matches of the IPL. You demoted India's best batsman from the IPL - Raina - to a slot in which he had no clue. The other success of the IPL - Rohit - was also slotted in at an uncomfortable postion. And finally, you left India's best spinner - Ojha - out of the playing 11 just to add another failure to the batting order! Come on. Be like a man and deny any attempt to blame it on the IPL!
By the way, the Indian eves have compensated a little for the huge dent disappointment created by the men by reaching the semis of the Ladies T20 WC. Unfortunately for women's cricket in India, it would not serve as anything to anyone. The BCCI would not even want to mention a word of praise from any quarters while the media that is quite busy bashing the men's team (who must thank Shiney Ahuja for taking the spotlight off them) probably doesn't even know that the women have done India proud.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Lowering the interest rate
One thing that Dhoni should learn from his Pakistani counterpart would be to play T20 just for fun. Younis Khan's fun mantra has propelled them to their second succesive T20 WC semifinal. From now on, with the miracle still on, I can see only one team holding the WC trophy - Pakistan***.
*** - Sincerely hoping that the curse of my prediction derails Pakistan :-)
Depressed or relieved - Is it a toss up? or Have i decided?
1. Passion with which I was following up on the matches - on the net, on paper, on TV - has vanished.. If I put that in percentage terms, from 120%, its now at around 10%!
2. The constant feeling that 'whoever wins, whats there in it for me'!
3. The pessimistic outlook that 'Its all fixed. Whoever is being offered more money by the bookies, will do according to the bookies' script'.
Am I relieved??
1. I can sleep more!!!!! (WOW!! I think I know the answer to the title question already! ;))
2. I have more time on my hands now that I dont need to read up all the articles written on cricinfo, espnstar, rediff (all online) and the Times of India newspaper.
3. This is better for my life as a wife and mother. My husband and kid get shouted-at less now as I am more relaxed, i am sleeping well and there is no tensed feeling as if an elephant is standing on my stomach during the match days!
4. Its good for my vocal cords as I am not screaming at anyone anymore.. Until 3 days back, even if the channel was getting changed for one second during the irritably long commercial breaks, the window panes in my house used to rattle with the resonance effect!!
5. Realisation has dawned that this team who cannot hit sixes cannot be the world champions in a format where hitting-sixes matters the most (Proof - There is a counter of tournament sixes during the match and nothing on fours or wickets or number of cheerleaders or anything else!!)
By the look of this analysis, its proven beyond doubt that I am more relaxed than anything else.
Thanks Team India.. for letting the normal-me come back to life!! :) :)
Monday, June 15, 2009
The great leveller
It's got to come as an eye opener for the Indians though. The board needs to deal with players who cover up injury with an iron hand. How on earth could India dare to come to a tournament with their opening batsman and their opening bowler carrying serious injuries? Ridiculous. And it does seem like the Dhoni-BCCI honeymoon is over. Now the hypocrites from the board will start looking (and in most cases lobbying) for a new skipper.
Hope that when this is all over the Indians are prepared enough for the longer version. No, not the very long one - I mean the longer version of the shorter version - the F50 Champions trophy tournament that's coming up in September.
As for the rest of the tournament - I am happy to be the neutral observer. Now I feel Pakistan are the team to look out for. The miracle that I mentioned previously has indeed happened - India have gone out.
BTW. Did anyone notice something fishy at the toss on Sunday? MSD won the toss and did not even tell Colly what he was going to do. Colly had to find out from the commentator that they were going to bat. But here is the highlight. MSD had a strange explanation why he picked Ravi Jadeja in the team. He said because they were going to chase he picked Jadeja in the team. Now what was that supposed to mean? Was he stupid and did he give it away?
It's obvious what "it" means here.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
What a sinking feeling!
The less said of the Indian batting the better.. Why do so many of them get out by playing the pull shot?? Are we really suspect against some good short bowling?? Whats Dhoni doing - nudging, scratching, fishing, doing everything possible which is not there in any cricket book to get runs?? Has he forgotten how to score runs??
Hmm.. many questions.. no answers.. Hoping that Dhoni and his men will come up with some nice answers by the time they play the next match..
Friday, June 12, 2009
What a heady feeling!!!
Thanks Frank.. Its really a heady feeling to be invited by you to take part in this blog.. Simger, Projects fan ;) - pls join in the party....
Today's first match is already underway.. At the start of the innings, SL seems to be giving Pakistan a lesson on how the T20 match should be played.. Waiting to see who will teach who, what by the end of the game :)
India's match is sooo late in the day.. Working mother like me find it difficult to keep the eyelids from shutting down till 1.30 a.m... :( :(
The real test
Pakistan put NL out of the tournament and entered the Super 8 at the cost of the only team in their pool that deserved to be in the Super 8 - NL. But then that seems to have made one less tought team in Group D. Seeing what transpired in the game between SA and England that point became obvious. What were the Englishmen even thinking? I could imagine a few Dutchmen saying "Come on, We would have done a lot better than that".
NZ and SL seem determined to progress. Pak and Ireland need miracles.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
The strange case of the second game
That led me to a thought about the other groups too. Except for Pool B, all other pools have had the team playing their second successive match lose their second successive match and thereby getting eliminated. So, by the time teams go on the field to play the third game of the pool, we already know who has qualified. That makes the format of the game very less interesting. May be they should have thought of having two league games for every team against each other. That would have made it absorbing.
Theories aside, like every other WC this one also has its share of surprises. Australia have not been able to do what Ireland and Netherlands have done and that is to win a match at the WC. Chris Gayle, Brendon Macullum, Ishant Sharma, Ajanta Mendis - they were down in the drains a month back and suddenly in just in the matter of one match have become one of the major factors for their team's progress in the tournament.
Headlines Today threw up a huge load of shit by "breaking" the story of the rift in the Indian team just before the WC began. And they were taken aback by the response of MSD and tried to delve further into mocking the Indian team. Unfortunately for them, nobody seemed to notice them after that fracas. HT, I have a suggestion for you - stop your sensationalism with bollywood. Venturing out of that small circle is a big risk considering the potential of your anchors and producers.
ESPN Star must soon realize that this is T20 cricket. It is not enough if they cover the T20 tournament. They should change their outlook also to suit the format. Alan Wilkins and Harasha Bhogle are still in the test mode - time to switch please!!
Friday, June 5, 2009
Deja vu..
Monday, June 1, 2009
I am expanding the coverage
But it looks like the hope might be dashed even before the tournament begins. Zaheer Khan has carried the IPL injury into the WC and is scheduled to sit out of the warm up games. India would have been well served with another bowler instead of having to carry this extra baggage all over England - Sudeep Tyagi for example.
NZ and Pak are scheduled for India before they begin their T20 WC campaign against T50 WC 2007 tormentors Ban - time for revenge eh? Many fancy it would be a Ind-Aus final this time round. But I smell a dark horse somewhere. Let's wait and see.
From a TV perspective one thing is for sure. In between overs and during the breaks, I will only have sports promos and not Akshay Kumar swinging to "Singh is King" promos or watch "Bhaskar" being curse-transformed to "Bharti". I still would love to see the zoo-zoos though.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
And the award goes to..
Intruder of the IPL Award
The dog that held up play for more than 10 minutes during the opening match of the IPL
Rat out of the hat Award
Tie
KKR decide to go with Mendis for the super over against RR
Sachin's over against DD during the league game
What a wide Award
Lasith Malinga
What is going on Award
DC throw away match against DC courtesy of a cricket suicide
Shiverer of the IPL Award
Gaurav Kapoor
Foot in the mouth Award
Robin Jackman's famous "Citi moment of disaster" comment on air - didn't get to see him on air after that
Change the name Award
Tie
The sixer will henceforth be called the DLFer
ODIs will now be called 50-50 cricket or F50 cricket
Fake of the IPL Award
No.. not the idiot FIP
Akon during the closing ceremony
Come never back Award
SRK
Question of the IPL Award
Sameer Kochar to some in the audience at the final : You here to see the final?
Big time heel cooler Award
Glenn Mcgrath
Monday, May 25, 2009
A gloryfying ascent and yet another fake IPL...
As I expected and as variants of Murphy's law would project it was DC and RCB who made it to the semis. DD were too casual in assuming that they were unbeatable. But on Friday, even if they had decided to show grit, it wouldn't have mattered as Sehwag mentioned. Gilly simply decimated them. CSK made the big mistake of not taking Mike Hussey's services even though he was available. And just because Haydos returned, MSD got fooled into thinking he would win. And when RCB players decoded Murali's crypt the writing was clearly on the wall.
The final was the icing on the cake. The match swung both ways once every 5 overs. DC just hung on when the match swung its way one last time. Congrats Chargers! I am just hoping now that there were will be a parade of the Chargers with the trophy atop a bus in Hyderabad - just hoping. Ram Reddy.. are you listening?
As expected, the weight of the finals just got to the IPL. The whole closing ceremony looked very fake. Except for the Phoenix Fire Dancers performance and to a little extent Katrina Kaif's swing everything else was fake. I have heard that Britney Spears once did lip sync during an awards show. Yesterday it was that "international singer" Akon failing miserably in trying to do the lip sync. And that was just not the end - there was another drums show that was fake followed by a really fake fashion show. In the end the show dragged too long and almost shadowed the glory of the evening. And what were the organizers thinking when they just handed over the medals in a bunch to the dignitaries for the presentation. It was so funny watching them (and it included the President of South Africa also) trying to unwrangle the medals that were wound up. And there was more to come - as the players kept coming to collect the medals, the presenters ran out of medals - even Anil Kumble did not have one. And whom did they give the Fairplay award to? KXIP!!! Now that must be a joke considering who they have in the team - Appam.. err... I mean Super Sree.
Some fine bloopers at the final
Mandira Bedi to Gilchrist : "RP Singh has proved to be good at taking wickets for Deccan Chargers and (pause)... in general
Glichrist : ????????? (thinks) in general????
Sameer Kochar to a few people in the audience before the match : Are you here to see the final?
Spectators : ???????? (thinking) no we will leave shortly
Danny Morrison from the dugout to Ravi Shastri : I want Deccan to win keeping in mind my Aussie connection.
Shastri : Aussie connection Danny?
Danny : (embarassed) Well, you know Scotty Styris the Kiwi, he is not playing but... blah blah blah
And finally it was hilarious to see Sameer trying to liven up the post match interview with Symonds and failing miserably.
Friday, May 22, 2009
A blessing probably
What the teams need to do now
KKR had the same fortune of DC from last year - losing a few close ones and looking out of sort in other matches. They will probably bounce back like DC. For MI it looks like Sachin must think again about captaincy. Nothing seems to be working for him. Bhajii would make a better captain provided he keeps his slapper.. err.. his hand in control. RR must start thinking now. Their ploy of bringing in the surprise factor by throwing totally unknown players into the fray worked for a season and half. But now they need to bring in real talent. KXIP will do better with some spirit. Yuvraj seems a bit lazy and it catches up with the team.
The semifinalists
DD have been making a march on the opposition through the tournament. But they have a lot of potential banana skins within their team - the form of Gambhir and Sehwag the most important of them. One off day for AB and Dilshan could spell disaster and that was exposed by RCB. So DD beware.
CSK have a lots of factors going their way but the same factors might backfire. Brilliant starts from Hayden have kept them competitive throughout. Raina's bowling has supported Dhoni very well. Hayden's injury might play a big part if it is serious. Hussey's return is a plus provided he is not very rusty. Murali can go for 8 runs off 4 overs on one day and 55 runs off 4 the next day. So CSK has to tread carefully.
RCB have been the dark horse. With the same "test team" from last year they have gone as high as 3rd in the league - thanks to the resurgence of Ross Taylor once KP left the scene. Kumble's captaincy hasn't been good or bad. Kallis and Taylor are very important to them now. But RCB haven't been involved in pressure chases for some time. Can they perform then?
DC must look to reverse the pattern that is emerging in their matches in today's semifinal. They begin their bowling very tightly - there is always a wicket or two to RP. There is discipline until about the 16 overs - except for the odd misfield or dropped catch. Over the next 4 overs, they lose their way. Too many runs are conceded and suddenly a decent total becomes a huge total.
While they bat, the pattern looks similar. Gilly begins in cracking fashion. Gibbs or someone in the top order too compliments the start. By the strategy break, the situation looks very bright. And then the slide begins. Barring Rohit, nobody seems to have any clue as to what to do and they finally capitulate. Hope this doesn't repeat today.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Bye bye bollywood
At this juncture, as we look back at the IPL, there seems to be a really bad example being set by the players - a very bad one. Everyone must have noticed that. Whenever a bowler picks a wicket or a batsman gets dismissed under embarassing circumstances or a fielder finally takes a catch to dismiss a batsman or there is a misfield or.. and the list goes on, we see players badmouthing each other. Even though the TV people mute it off or we don't hear it we know what is being spoken - a direct vulgar attack at the other player's family. Not one player shows restraint. Don't they know they will be in focus of the cameras under such circumstances? Somebody has to take serious actions.
Suresh Raina was in focus during yesterday's match. Having hit Sreesanth for a 4 he found himself being abused by the over rated bowler. He calmly responded (and was heard on the stump microphone) saying that Sree could sledge him but not be abusive - now that's a cool head.
DC and RCB meet in today's match to decide who will face whom in the semis - a mighty turnaround for them after they finished at the bottom during the inaugural season. But then the semis are not going to be easy pickings. The winner will have to face CSK and the loser will have to face DD. But the losing team should be careful enough not to lose heavily. Because that will chuck them out of contention and let KXIP sneak in through the backdoor. As I always mention - anything can happen in T20. It's all about chances.
By the way, fake IPL player has "revealed" himself. But when you look at the revelation, all you can think of is - what a coward!!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
A "knight" to forget
I had written a few blogs ago that KKR might set someone's semifinal hopes on fire. CSK could turn out to be the team that will be on the receiving end of that blaze. With 15 points and 1 game against KXIP in hand, CSK must win that match. And as fate would have it, KXIP (14 points) also have to win that match to stay alive. Imagine what could happen if CSK lose and RR (13 points but lower NRR that CSK) beat KKR. Distant possibility, but in T20 anything is possible.
What all this means is that if RCB beat DD in today's match, the final league match between RCB and DC will go on to become a virtual quarterfinal just as I prophesied yesterday.
All the off field fun from yesterday came from "what you call" Kris Srikanth as he came on as "what you call" expert commentator and shared a few "what you call" jokes with Mandira. The best "what you call" moment was when he had to refer to the IPL and put a "what you call" in front if it.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Undeserving
RCB have the might of DD to face up before heading against DC in the last league match which could turn out to be a potential quarterfinal.
RR could falter if they take KKR as a sitting duck in their last match.
KXIP have to contend with CSK who have already cemented their spot in the last 4 - something that might let CSK to go with fringe players and boost KXIP.
There's a lot to joke about off the field. It was a pathetic sight yesterday to watch the RR cheerleaders dance with their most minimal clothing on when everyone else at the ground was running to cover themselves against the biting cold. Mandira Bedi finally listened to what has been said about her dress sense - but still has to improve on all other senses. Akash Chopra finally got himself convinced that he had to cheer for KKR and even that couldn't turn KKRs fortune around. Sameer Kochar made the most laughable joke. After the last ball six that won the match for DC against KKR, Sameer burst on to the screen with the hang over of the excitement still lingering. But all of it ended in anti climax when he finished saying it was a comfortable victory for the Chargers. It was also funny to watch the square leg umpire trying to stop Mortaza from bowling before that contentious no ball during the match.
The next one is something I have wanted to talk about for a long time. It's about the IPL trophy. The organizers have put in a lot of thought, money and what not into making the IPL a big success. But alas! Where were they when they designed the trophy? Every time the trophy comes on screen and the commentators start praising the trophy ravishly, I begin to think if I am the only one who feels otherwise. Just look at the trophy - does it look even slightly attractive? Alright, its replete with diamonds and rubies. But it looks like a hastily arranged India map made of some white stones from which a few stones have fallen off. Come on Modi - try finding something else. This trophy doesn't reflect the mood of the IPL!!
The joy and thrill and money in the IPL has indeed turned a few heads. While some former foreign players and foreign boards are going green with jealousy - Javed Miandad calls IPL a joke and alleges match fixing while most English commentators have blamed Chris Gayle's late arrival in England for West Indies' test loss - many of the ICL players are already quitting it - Hemang Badani is the latest in this list.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Royal thrill
The story of both matches looked quite similar. CSK were in the driver's seat with yet another Hayden 50. They were then pegged back spectacularly by RCB. When RCB chased, it looked like CSK had the game in their hands when they packed off the top order. But Taylor's heroics for the second game running derailed CSK. Such was their excitement that even after the last shot from Vinay Kumar went for 4, they were still running between the wickets to get the winning runs.
RR had a whirlwind start and MI stemmed the rot with a good bowling display at the end. With 145 to chase and Sachin and Sanath in their ranks, MI looked set to win home and dry. But it was yet another "rat" from the hat from Sachin when he sent in Bravo, Takawale and Rahane to bat before he and Sanath stepped in. But Warne (yeah despite an injury that threatened to take 10 days off he played with the limp) had other ideas. Not only did he marshall his troops well but he set the example by removing both the stroke makers. And then finally with 6 needed off the last over, MI conspired to lose by 2 runs - it looked like a repeat of the "cricket suicide" from the previous day. It's now 2 points separating 2nd place and 6th place - the last week is going to be very exciting.
Isn't somebody going to tell Mandira that the off shoulders that she wears only reminds people of what they see in the biology labs? Come on Mandy, you can do better. Don't get fooled into thinking that TViewers are mesmerized by your dress sense.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Suicide
Rajat Bhatia became an instant hero to everyone's surprise. Everyone else was a villain - Chaminda Vaas the worst of them all.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Condemned, doomed, cursed...
Let us not take away credit from Ross Taylor though. As much as KKR's luck proved to be a factor, we all know that Ajit Agarkar is not one to be trusted to bail you out when a batsman is in murderous form. Keep it going KKR. You may finish last but you can keep in mind Swami Vivekananda's philosophy about being at the bottom to console yourself. As for RCB, it looks like they might better their best performance in the IPL - finishing 7th.
MI and KXIP played a scrappy game. Off the 119 runs that KXIP made, there were 23 extras. Imagine what could have happened had this been a 50 over game. It was an eye candy to watch Sreesanth hammered all over the park. In one over bowled by Super Sree, Bravo tripled the MI score and MI never looked back after that. It was so easy that even Sachin scored a few runs. That was sarcastic but I had to make it for obvious reasons.
Bret Lee sends in a bouncer and Sivaramakrishnan the commentator says that Lee is still rusty from the injury lay-off. I cannot imagine what Lee would have done had be been in perfect condition - bounce the ball all the way to the moon?There is a saying that means it is better to remain silent than gloat and show your ignorance. Before they are picked for commentary, these commentators need to go through multiple screenings.
Sameer "Stone Cold" Kochar has replaced Gaurav Kapoor on the field. At least, he was not shivering. But in trying to be a Gaurav on the field he failed miserably - much like Sunny Deol trying to dance.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Clinical
I've been watching with a bit of pity at the way in which Indian cricket is shaping. Even though the IPL is the opportunity for many a budding talent, it looks like they are not using it as effectively. The number of dropped catches - most of them absolute sitters, misfields, wavery bowling - all this coming from the Indian contingent in all teams point at only one thing. The first team is good - but behind them everyone is struggling.
Meiyang Chang seems to have gotten over the IPL butterfiles in the stomach. He seems the most composed of all the comperes. Robin Jackman was funny yesterday. He bent down to field a ball that was racing towards him in the boundary. And after that he was complaning of pain in the back and knee for the rest of the evening.
Monday, May 11, 2009
It looks like a curse
CSK and DD are well on course to the semis. The rest of the teams are at quite a distance. My team lost to KXIP because of indiscretion during the last overs once again. MI finally won despite Sachin being their captain. With 5 teams vying for 2 remaining spots, it should be exciting.
Alright. It should be OK if Jeremy Coney or Mark Nicholas or Robin Jackman call Kigs XI Punjab as "Kings XI Poonjab". But why is Ranjith Fernando going that way? Is he trying to gel into the commentator team? More from Ranjith and the rest here. Enjoy!!
Gaurav "shiverer" Kapoor has been relegated to the studio - just punishment for all his tantrums on field. All he had to do was wear some warm clothes. If he couldn't do even that, then he doesn't deserve to be there on the field. But Mandira continues to be the joker on the field with her costumes (did you see that yellow one yesterday?) while "Changy" guy just keeps getting on my nerves with his childish behavior. Ramiz Raja seems to be the guy who has brought some fervor into the commentary team. But when you lose Toney Grieg, Dean Jones and the likes to the poor man's IPL, you have to put up with guys like Neil Mckenzie and Greg Blewett.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Thoughts
Things that I enjoyed so far in the IPL, in the weekend:
· Hayden pushing Warne out of the way to take a single
· Ramiz (or Rameeeeez ) Raja suggesting three strategy points and naming them as A. … B. … and 3… .
· The Indian idol dude commenting that, “the part-time spinners are doing really well like Rohit Sharma, Suresh Raina and the other day somebody from Chennai Super Kings”.
ThoughtsChennai lost against RR in all their matches last season, and so far Chennai has won all, will there be a Chennai vs RR final and this time Chennai will lift the trophy? I hope not, since my favourite team will lose out then.
Links:
A glossary of nicknames by the FIP
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Ah that captaincy theory again
DD seem to be the first team that have stamped their authority in the tournament. They are almost at the doorsteps of the semifinal. Today's matches might throw in another couple of potential semifinalists. The tournament seems to have peaked with respect to the points table. But where have all the crowds gone? It's turning out to be an eye sore to see empty stands even though the organizers and commentators still think that the crowds are adding to the excitement.
Ramiz Raja has come to join the commentary team. Now that is a valuable addition to the potential bloopers collection. He almost had a blooper yesterday. Even as Dilshan struggled for words in the post match interview, Ramiz continued to flaunt his hi-fi English. But thankfully for Dilshan, the interview got over before it got funny. SET is trying all means to make the in-studio team look better. They got Anjum Chopra instead of Arul Lal - too early to make comments now though. Will wait and watch for a couple of days and then point out the bloopers if any. Adios!!
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thrilling run fest
It was bizzarely funny to watch Gaurav Kapoor during the innings and rain breaks. The wind was blowing hard and it looks like Gaurav hasn't learned the lesson yet. Whatever he was wearing, it was not enough to stop him from shivering like Courage the cowardly dog. It was an irony that he was advising those that were planning to visit SA to pack their woollens. Alistair Campbell's confused look when he was talking to Gaurav summed it up. He was not sure if Gaurav was mocking him or if he was indeed reacting to the cold. And by the way, as I speculated the other day, Arun Lal is back in the studio. Oh no!!
Thursday, May 7, 2009
The 7 ball itch
And what's it with matches involving DC? Once again there was hardly anyone in the stadium and there was hardly any soul in the commentators too. All said and done, with the South African winter biting hard, the crowds have indeed stayed indoors. Ask that to Mandira who came up with that horror costume the other day. I could hear her teeth chattering when she was on air. And yesterday it was Gaurav Kapoor shivering and chattering through the fours, sixes and wickets packages. It was also funny watching Gaurav trying to pronounce "Tirumalasetty" during the post match interview. Thank God, they didn't have any "Phoren Babas" doing that interview. Didn't see AC in the studio yesterday. So there were no serious jokes :-)
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Everything royal about it
But all the comedy of errors were indeed reserved for the second match of the day. Having scored their highest score of the season so far, KKR played one of the most sloppy games of the season so far to lose to DD. Almost all 114 legitimate balls they bowled could have resulted in wickets but they took only 1 wicket. That was how the Delhites batted. But KKR players took turns to drop sitters, get nut megged by the ball, misfield balls on the boundary at will, effect multiple overthrows etc. etc. And to add to their woes umpire Ian Howell failed to notice the only catch the KKR took amidst the misses. Conspicuous by his muteness through all this was Dada - he effected one misfield and one overthrow and did not even come to bat or bowl. Despite all these, KKR put up a brave face to go down after 19 overs. SRK had said that he would go back to South Africa only after KKR started winning. May be his team is conspiring not to let him come. As for the Delhi batting - the lesser said the better.
On top of the TV bloopers list must be Mandira Bedi's costume yesterday. Simon Doull tried hard to contain his laughter whenever Mandira talked to him. And Mandira had further embarassment when she forgot Moises Henriques's name. Back in the studio, after 24 hours Sameer Kochar finally made Akash Chopra root for KKR. But it didn't seem to help KKR's cause.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
"Dis"charged
I suppose that from next season onwards (or may be already in this season) teams need to start speculating about whom they will try to pry away from other teams. For example, Suresh Raina would certainly be on the radar of all clubs. That way, there will be additional excitement angle to the IPL.
Finally Mandira re appeared on TV but still - she's better in the studio. Why don't Sameer and Mandira switch roles? Alright, now to the TV goof of the day. It was a very dull day at the IPL. There was hardly any crowd and the commentators were talking as if they were watching a test match. Suresh Raina hoicked a ball with all power out of the ground and Harsha Bhogle who is normally animated responded with a simple and monotonous "Nice shot. Where is it going?". It was almost becoming a day without the bloopers when at the end of proceedings, "expert analyst" Akash Chopra came up with a stunner. Sameer Kochar prompted Akash to spell out today's (tomorrow's for yesterday) schedule. Sameer's vision in asking Akash to do it was because Akash's own club KKR was to play today against DD. When Akash did not catch the "vision" in the move, Sameer tried to rev it up by telling Akash that his team was in action. Out came a thunderbolt from Akash - "I am a Delhite and my heart is still with the Delhi Daredevils". And as usual Sameer was lost for words after that.
The IPL has indeed come as a blessing for many players. Praghyan Ojha and RP Singh have forced their way into the T20 WC squad on the back of some wonderful performances. Yusuf Abdullah, the South African who plays for KXIP and Lasith Malinga (MI) have also seen their IPL stints fructify into a WC squad spot. So the seeds are starting to bear fruit.
Monday, May 4, 2009
The veil is coming off soon.. or is it?
Staying with what happened on TV over the past 3 days. My favorite team the Chargers have lost 2 in 2. Gilly seems to place too much confidence in Venugopal Rao and VR has repaid the confidence by promptly handing over the initiative to opponents. KKR have lost to the only team that they haven't lost to in the IPL. Now they are in the tournament just for the sake of the fake IPL player. Sachin's "ill luck with captaincy" theory still continues to hold good and as I said, KP's exit has only made RCB a better team.
There was yet another "controversy triggering" moment on TV. Danny Morrison was on the field reporting in one of the matches and guess what was sitting on his lap - a cheerleader. Even as the shocked commentators struggled for words and Danny continued to coochie-coochie with the girl the television decided to stop right there. Fortunately, the netas back home were too busy with the elections and it looks like they have not taken notice of what happened.
There is good news and bad news from the studio though. First the good one - Arun Lal is gone (is it temporary??). Now the bad news - Saba Karim has replaced him. Period. No more comments. By the way, where is Mandira? Has she gone into hiding because she fears the fake IPL player. It looks like most of the off-field stars have disappeared (they might attribute it to the elections) because they are scared the fake IPL player would expose them.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Tougher times ahead
Staying with RCB, they finally won a game - largely attributed to the absence of Robin Uthappa and presence of a new keeper in the line up. Skipper KP will be leaving this week but I don't think that is going to weaken RCB - one thing it might do it make RCB a better team.
There was also another match - a match that continues to prove that Sachin Tendulkar as captain will continue to be a failure. After all, this was one match in which the chasing team required 120 runs off 120 balls and still fell short!! Change of captaincy might just make it work for the Indians.
And no day is complete without the regular commentator goof ups. Firstly, SET pulled off a coup by bringing in Akash Chopra (yeah he played a game for KKR) to review games along with Arun Lal. Now we have one more reason to turn off the TV when it goes back to the studio. Secondly, what is wrong with Sunil Gavaskar? May be his favorite team lost the match? He looked like he was almost crying in the presentation ceremony.
Sree"Slapgate"santh was there at the end of the match to confront the opponents in the post match hand shake. This time he was prepared - he was seen hugging Bhajji tight and thus escaping a repeat of last year's episode. And then that famous "Changy" - a jealous pervert - one could feel the smoke coming out of his ears when he mentioned that "jappis" and "pappis" the Kings XI would get because they won the match. Poor Piyush Chawla did not even understand what he meant ;-)
BTW - the BCCI gave the ICL players amnesty - is this good or bad for cricket? One thing is sure though. The only India captain (and that will continue to remain so for some time to come) who has won a Cricket World Cup will go further down into isolation (unless he also decides to ditch Subash Chandra).
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Nail the fake IPL player
Cool as cucumber
Speaking of secrets it was Deccan's Glichrist dodging Pommie Mbwangwa at the presentation interview on Monday. Having acknowledged that he made a mistake in not bowling Praghyan Ojha through his quota of 4 overs against Chennai, Gilly attributed it to a "theory" he had in mind. The curious Mbwangwa then asked Gilly about the "theory" to which there was a diplomatic reply that meant "no way I am gonna disclose that". Way to go Gilly - a lesson to the others to speak in interviews. But then, the "theory" was just an open secret wasn't it? Ojha is a leftie and his spin doesn't work against left handers. Isn't that the theory Adam?
And finally, speaking of the crowd at the stadiums, it was another embarassing moment for IPL yesterday. During the "strategy break", Ravi Shastri the commentator asked the roving reporter Simon Doull about the crowd. Even as Simon started speaking (it always looks like the commentators speak out from a pre-written script when talking of crowds) the camera went round showing am empty stand behind Doull. Not knowing what was on TV, Simon went ahead and completed his "dialogue" about the packed stadium and the enthusiasm.
And btw.. did you notice Lalit Modi signing autographs and tapping arms of spectators as he walked up the stairs? The WWE effect.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Are they really full?
Staying with yesterday, isn't that "Chang" guy getting on your nerves. He is so stupid with his questions. Yesterday he asked Danny Morrison whom he supported. When Danny mentioned that he was Kiwi and supported Macullum prompt came the next question, "Are you looking forward to seeing Sachin Tendulkar and Sanath Jayasuriya bat?" It was like Austin Powers saying "Zip it" to his son.
And what's with the two stone statues in the studio - Sameer Kochar and Arun Lal? Whenever they come on screen and discuss what happens (I don't think Arun Lal must even be allowed to say a word about a format of cricket in which he would make a total of 15 runs over 2 seasons if he plays 28 games) I tend to switch channels. Even the reviews on the news channels are a lot better - take for example Boria Majumdar shouting in the company of Charu Sharma on Times Now.
And yeah.. Mandira - you'd be better off sitting in the studio and asking questions to Tony Greig and Ravi Shastri rather than be on the field and come a huge cropper. Come on SET - throw that "Stone Cold" Sameer out and get "Giggly buggly" Mandira on.
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